Kuzco

There are despots and dictators Political manipulators There are blue bloods with the intellects of fleas There are kings and petty tyrants Who are so lacking in refinements They'd be better suited swinging from the trees

He was born and raised to rule No one has ever been this cool In a thousand years of aristocracy An enigma and a mystery In Meso American History The quintessence of perfection that is he

He's the sovereign of the nation He's the hippest cat in creation He's the alpha, the omega, a to z And this perfect world will spin Around his every little whim 'Cause this perfect world begins and ends with

What's his name? Kuzco That's his name Kuzco He's the king of the world Kuzco Is he hip or what? Kuzco Yeah!

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